Tuesday 26 July 2016

Hermionedoes beyond Paris

Paris is for lovers.

very slow ones!

Before leaving Paris fuel fever sets in. Have we enough Diesel? Can you get diesel after Paris? Will we run out in the middle of nowhere? So, get diesel where you can and Paris Arsenal, with all these diesel boats, is bound to have a pump. A quick tour of the marina gave up nothing. A visit to the Capitainerie  confirmed that actually they don't have any diesel. And why should they?

Where can I get some then? It's okay there is a pump about a mile away along Rue St Antoine. Great I know where that is. So with Jerry cans strapped to my trusty trolley out I set. Having walked past it twice I notice two petrol pumps just perched on the pavement next to an underground car park. Inside there is a sign saying 'Garage' Diesel must be inside. I wander down and am met by a guy who looks suspiciously like Monsiour Hollande, perhaps moonlighting to help the economy. I say, with a sense of achievement, Gasoil S'il vous plait. The reply is non. Ferme. Damn it's just gone four and its Friday. A quick,, what time do you open tomorrow? Tells me that they don't but will be open Monday. Brilliant.

I tow my empty cans back to the boat telling myself I have enough fuel anyway and if Francoise can't be arsed to take my Euros I can't be arsed to come back.
We are leaving on Monday and when Monday comes fuel fever sets in and I load up my cans and set off to fill them up, in the searing heat. On arrival I am met by my good friend Francoise and I smile sweetly and say Gasoil S'il vous plait. Well his reply was stunning. Non, only Essence, no Gasoil.


At this point I realised what an asset to diplomacy not knowing the language was but also what a disadvantage it was to getting information. I stumbled back to the boat with my empty cans trying to work out how to say - you complete and utter, four squared, copper bottomed, twat in French.


So, deftly helmed out of Paris Arsenal lock by Caro, we head off up river to our first lock beyond Paris oh and we have to share it.


Notice the, 'I'm not bovered' look.

 We met up with Nigel and Mellie at Draveil.in his identical but one metre shorter  Southerly 115. A pleasant little marina within a country park but bloody hot. We parked Granddad under a tree and headed off to the shops to buy stuff for a Barbeque.

We made two mistakes, one we didn't see all the signs around the park saying no barbeques and two we bought duck sausages. We cooked on board.

The sausages were disgusting. In order to make them you take one well run over duck and mix it with the contents of the nearest bin. You then bind it together by folding in some old engine oil. Then you take a bike inner tube that has been marinated in the Seine near Paris for a few months, knot one end and stuff the former into the latter. Tie it off and package it up with the label 'Saucisson Canard' and sell it to unsuspecting boaters.

The Seine slowly returned to the picturesque river of the lower reaches outside Paris
Granddad settled in to his usual crew mode by honing in on the most tense sailing situation and then embarking on an extended commentary on the surrounding bird life. We developed coping strategies. -----We didn't really tie him up in that large blue bag!


As you can see a tireless crew alert, hardworking, constantly on the go, keeping a conscientious watch,hanging on the skippers every word!


We stopped at a lovely little town called Melun apparently where all the widowed queens of France ended  up. A couple of free nights as the services didn't work. We made new friends with the crew of Puddleduck. 

Granddad and I visited the museum which was small but quaint. The lady on reception had a wicked streak to her and asked if we were over 65 to which Granddad, seeing a concession, quickly acceded to. I protested that I wasn't 65 to which the lady asked if I was older or younger?

 It obviously comes with the isolation of working in Melun museum.



Pretty place. Spot Hermy behind the barges.

We lost Granddad at Melun railway station and continued our voyage and battle with French Wifi.

Next stop Samois Sur Seine near Fontainebleu.

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